Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
Randomize
