Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
I spilled a beer on myself, so I went back to my place to change. The city marshall was at my door with a warrant. That beer cost me 760 bucks.
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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