Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
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