Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
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