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(905): View more from Toronto

dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends

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(770): View more from Georgia

Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet

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(604): View more from British Columbia

I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.

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(503): View more from Oregon

I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them

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(512): View more from Texas

You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.

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(810): View more from Michigan

He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale

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(250): View more from British Columbia

Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.

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