3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
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