I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
do herpes really smell.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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