Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
WTF was I supposed to tell them? "hi mom and dad, this is some rando I met on the internet. please ignore the noises that will be coming from my bedroom for the next 60-90 minutes. kthxbye."
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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