Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
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