People in love make me want to vomit
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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