How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
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