On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
My Uber driver last night was driving a taxi and tried to charge me fare.
You didn't get in your Uber because your ex was driving, that was a legitimate taxi.
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