Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
So I just found out that my mom and dad arent married
What? They have three kids?
Yep. And apparently I have a half brother. Happy Birthday to me
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
I fill condoms, not promises.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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