my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
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