How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
In other news, I woke up still drunk and I think I literally just broke the Guinness book of world records for most bloody Mary's in one day...
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
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