terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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