What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
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