We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
You were trust falling into bushes
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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