Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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