This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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