I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
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