I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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