Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
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