My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
we're out of white wine, toilet paper and windex... too hard to explain via text
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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