I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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