I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
Remember that time I came into your room after taking a muscle relaxant and we argued about what state has the longest coastline?
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
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