Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
he shaved USA in his pubs
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
My pussy is not your playground.
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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