did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
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