Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
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