Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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