Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
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