Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
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