That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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