How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
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