What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
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