Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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