dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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