You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
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