we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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