That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
If you were a real friend you would have told me you saw me in a porno despite how awkward of a convo it is. You act like I should always know when I'm being recorded.
I could have made money off of that but no you had to wait 2 years to drunkenly tell me this shit.
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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