Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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