She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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