She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
handjob tips. give me some.
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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