She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
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