he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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