***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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