I'm really into asian looking animals
i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
An open call to all exes! i have a drunk text policy that requires i delete any and all texts after drink 3, however i have reason to believe i have done something stupid. if i have texted you that "I love you", "miss you" and/or conveyed any interest in getting back together with you in the last 24 hours i was belligerent and lying. That is all.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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