Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
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