Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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