Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
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