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its not stalking. its research.
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
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