we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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