real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
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